dry humour

dry humour ,sometimes also referred to as deadpan, is a form of comedic delivery in which something humorous is said or done by a person, while not exhibiting a change in emotion or facial expression.

It is implied humour or indirect humour which largely depends on what the audience thinks is being said rather than anything else.
Mr.Carson, known for his blank expressions while performing outrageous stunts on his show ' Carson Tonight ' is by far the best dry humourist i know.
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Keep that dry

Slang for a secret. Meaning don't tell anyone.
Can also say 'Keep it dry'.
I just slept with my girlfriend's sister but 'keep that dry'.

My friend saw me watching something embarrassing I told him please 'Keep that dry'.
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dry on top

When wanking da willy is better dry than wet. Dry is nice and clean. Wet is loud and disgusting
"Wow Elliot is so cool, he always does it dry!"
"yeah dry on top!"
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dry day

The worst kind of day. Its a day where shops wont sell you liquor.
"Hey man, we should go grab some beers"
"You can't, its a dry day today"
by ssmetaknight November 15, 2011
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dry socket

pure hell which sets in a couple of days after a tooth extraction; usually wisdom teeth.

if your surgeon applies too much force when removing the teeth you are more likely to encounter this; it involves the bare jaw bone being exposed-- alowing bacteria and air to come in contact with it, causing pain that is unstopable by normal means such as Vicodin or Valium.
i was feeling fine after surgery then i got dry socket and now i just whence in pain all day.
by Zhen July 24, 2006
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Dry-Snapping

The term used when someone is snapping you but without a conversation or purposely sending photos of things such as walls.
Clara : “hey how is talking with Austin going”
Sarkisha : “ this nigga be stay dry-snapping me”
Clara : “fuck that nigga
Sakeisha : “ don’t say that shit your white Clara.”
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dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.
"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"
by Lauren Nutsack October 27, 2015
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