Diptard

1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

by msblueyes December 6, 2010

post anal drip

Secretions produced following anal sex.

There was a stain on the matress from Julie's post anal drip.

by Floyd Dangle May 9, 2006

drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

dipturd

dipturd means the same as dipshit without being vulgar

dipshit,shithead ,shitbag ,shitbaggery,dipturd

by skyewrighter March 19, 2014

Drip Tax

The extra expense for merchandise that isn't particularly high quality but makes your outfit look dope.

Nigga 1: Why is this Gucci bag so expensive it looks like every other bag
Nigga 2: You forgot to add the drip tax
Nigga 1: O u right

by Reallybadboy November 16, 2018

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.

person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."

by kyeshe October 14, 2009

Copenhagen Drift

When a male is sodomizing an individual via the anal cavity with his penis, she/he is then punched in the jejunum, which induces an instant bowel movement. The male then removes his penis and places his genitalia into the individuals bottom lip.

Man, that was a good one last night. I really wasn’t expecting the Copenhagen drift

by JinormousHog69 December 6, 2019