Downer

1. A person or thing that is innately depressing 2. An animal that falls to the floor and is unable to stand. Downed animals are oftentimes trampled by other animals. It is perfectly legal to allow downers to die from exposure or to throw them live into dumpsters.

The factory worker watched the downer cow slowly die, while eating a hamburger.

by jj975 April 13, 2015

downer

Someone who suffers from the ever popular "Syndrome of a Down". Usually sports a hideously deformed face and torso, crooked almond eyes and drools constantly. Known for ruining innocent, unsuspecting couples' lives with thier selfishness, they are generally an embarrassment to their families. They generally meander around causing unnecessary noise and offending people with their mere existence in cases where "too-nice-for-their-own-good" families have decided not to abort them or throw them to the wolves shortly after birth.

"That dude's a downer - notice the almond shaped eyes, hunched back and pulsating tongue, complete with an incessant flow of drool. Where's the shotgun?"

by Jes O'Briar March 10, 2008

Downer

What extreme System of a Down fans call themselves. Most likely because they are the most kick ass band out there.

Slipknot fans are maggots, System fans are downers.

Tom: Dude I love SOAD.

Jim: You're such a downer.

by beanerwithaweiner July 1, 2006

Downer

Someone who doesn't take their Joy.

Me: You are off your Joy, here take mine.
Downer: No. I don't want to be happy.
Me: Oh my word, your a Downer!

by ishirose November 28, 2020

pokey downer

The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit

"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"

by keeks August 12, 2005

head downer

”Head downer”: one of the millions of clueless people walking (or driving) and texting, etc., and NOT looking or paying attention to where they’re going or where they are !

It was too bad, but obviously it was head downer who fell into that man hole.

by The Real Bill Hathaway July 10, 2011

scott downer

Total spastic, someone who’s knees don’t function the way they should

Fuck sake why are you such a Scott downer

by NotRyanDrayton May 5, 2018