A dober is the Glaswegian word for penis, normally used to insult someone. The word really got popular when a popular Scottish sketch show named 'Chewin' the Fat' used the word almost every week.
"Here you, your a dober!"
by John Wilson March 14, 2004
Get the dober mug.Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
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the eight bells, the key store, the smoking area and the best kebab are a few places you can find the students. the nicest place in the world. the smoking area has changed a lot but there are still the original ones, behind the sports hall. round by the public toilets at town leave. the kent block steps. behind ict and of course by the river in town. god bless you d.c.
the eight bells, the key store, the smoking area and the best kebab are a few places you can find the students. the nicest place in the world. the smoking area has changed a lot but there are still the original ones, behind the sports hall. round by the public toilets at town leave. the kent block steps. behind ict and of course by the river in town. god bless you d.c.
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