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To be superior in all forms of basketball known to man, while retaining a modest height of 5'10";

To laugh so loud as to cause the landlord's inbred son to threaten you by telling you he has a friend who is a police officer;

To snore intelligently - to snore louder if someone tries to talk over the snore.
Oh **** son, he's going dowery on us.

My boy doweried us three times last month, my landlord's getting pissed.

She wouldn't sleep with him cause she couldn't stand him going all dowery on her.
Dowery by Pdubbs123 April 25, 2011
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Chris Dower 

Chris Dower by yeeeh August 22, 2011
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The Dowey Sandwich 

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.
The Dowey Sandwich by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010
Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.
‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’

‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’
Dower by J_Charles January 17, 2015
Dowerness is an adjective. It describes a persons attributes such as witty, intellectual, proficient, and informed. Dowerness is a way of being studious, erudite, knowledgeable and containing the ability to create constructive concepts.
He has Dowerness in the way he constructed his project
The Dowerness and clarity is evident in his conference speech
Dowerness by J_Charles January 18, 2015

Skip-The-Dowry 

When a person is so likeable/good you'd marry them without the promise of monetary gain or a reward of any kind.
"I'm not Skip-The-Dowry material my family would have to pay to ship me out bro!!"
"I think I really love John, he's like...Skip-The-Dowry material."
Skip-The-Dowry by BeaBuzz November 25, 2018
When your girlfriend's parents bribe you with gifts in order to convince you to stay with their daugther and marry on.
"I got this dowry for christmas"
Dowry by angertrain August 12, 2008