Douche Nozzle

A "Sidecick" of A douch bag, who handles their dirty work.

Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!

Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!

Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!

by Mattii Boi January 29, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Anyone that makes you mad.
Someone named Willy.
A cheater.

(Playing Xbox online) You killed me you F***en Douche Nozzle.

by The Darryl October 9, 2008

Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons

Mz. Thugz is a douche nozzle.

by The stoutness September 28, 2008

Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day

On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully

by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011

Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.

That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...

by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014

Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)

Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle

by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015