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Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.
by RevJD July 7, 2014
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dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
by Zero_000 January 25, 2015
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Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.
James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic
by Votlem September 27, 2015
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Dorito roulette

A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!
Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!
by Tent peg February 21, 2017
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dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore
A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.
by Lizzy the potato queen May 13, 2017
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Dorito gene

The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos
Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.
by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018
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dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.
Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.
by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018
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