docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encased inside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoring the warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"Keanu and Harry were both so overwhelmed by the intensely intimate feeling of docking their penises inside of each other's foreskins that they instinctively began to kiss each other deeply as Keanu worked their cocks together as one, both exploding huge loads, seeing their foreskins swell like a water balloon trying to hold all of their hot man juices. As he released their cockheads from one another he grabbed Harry's firm ass and ground his big hard cum dripping cock into Harry's bright bushy ginger pubes as he buried his nose into his sweaty pit, deeply sniffing Harry's sexy scent!"

by UB6IB9Guy April 2, 2017

docking

the word you look up on urban dictionary to make somebody scarred

yo my dude, look up docking real quick

by blacksabsguy March 4, 2019

what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

by Everyonealreadyhasthegoodones November 1, 2017

cost of doing business

used to refer to something painful/dangerous/regrettable/otherwise negative associated with doing something you have voluntarily chosen to do and therefore implicitly accept the possible risk of.

>John: "Sorry if that round of tequila shots I ordered at the end of the night pushed you over the edge."
>Humberto: "Haha, no biggie. Cost of doing business with you man."

In this case, "doing business" refers to hanging out with John. the "cost" is the risk of getting too drunk because John likes to order tequila shots. Humberto is saying that by voluntarily hanging out with John last night, he implicitly accepted the risk of having a tequila shot served to him that may not have been a good idea but that he, in his intoxicated state, may consume anyways.

by reezydos July 13, 2014

Doing a Ritchie

Threatening to get one's balls/wang out and then backing out.

"i'm to teabag you" *unzips trousers*
"go on then"
*zips up trousers*
"awww. hes Doing a Ritchie "

by Monstermash123 March 7, 2009

Doing the Rhino

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.

OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.

by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009

Doing an Ambrose

Dangling your balls in someones face when spotting for them on the weights bench

'Jeez, stop doing an ambrose when I'm benching'

by Squatmaster J August 15, 2012