divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

divorce insurance

Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).

A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.

by Sheriff69 July 22, 2017

divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk

Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"

by RYM_RAM December 24, 2016

Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

California divorce

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.

Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.

by d-harrell October 20, 2003

Divorce by Bop

To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.

Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."

I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.

by SeeDub June 07, 2007

catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.

Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a Catalina divorce.

by Nadine-Marie April 07, 2006