quandle dingle

qunadle dingle reffers to a hyposthetical being who is the closest thing to god himself.

bitch ass mf 1: yo man can u please read out the 37th commandment

priest: yes, it says that all men are born equal... except quandle dingle who is above everyone

cam: i am a homosexual

by sussy stef May 18, 2022

Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle, an 18 year old Senior at Pennsauken High School in Camden County, NJ, obviously has an odd name. This name first surfaced the internet in December of 2021, only to completely be known by most in mid January of 2022. This meme has been used for various sounds and purposes such as mockery of fake news Instagram accounts, and silly Willy scrambunctious audios! This meme started as a picture of a pc login screen with the students name on it with a caption “Who goofy name is this 💀”. Quandale Dingle has had photos leaked. However, there are not enough to prove who is the real quandale dingle. I did some research on Quandale, and found a lot on him. If you want all, add me on Discord: Wambit#3302

Anyways, Quandale Dingle has almost simultaneously became the most widespread and most popular meme within a couple of months. Not only has Quandale Dingle been here, people have started creating a Dingleverse, with other silly names they came up with. Examples: Quandavious Bingleton, Jamal Goongus, Bartolomew Hubbard, Meticulous Shart, etc.

Example 1:

*video* : picture of YoungBoy standing outside someone’s house. *Caption* : QUANDALE DINGLE ARRESTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY AFTER BREAKING INTO SISTERS HOUSE TO DO THE JIGGY JIG! @nocaprapnews

Example 2:

CREDIT TO @nocapofficial or @nocaprapofficial, he comes up with these ideas and names, and I made this dedicated to him.

*video* : picture of Future and YoungBoy in the studio. *Caption* QUANDALE DINGLE AND FUTURE SPOTTED MAKING A SILLY AHH BEAT!! WHAT WILL HIS MOMMY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS!! @nocapofficial.

the most popular audios people will often use for these videos include:

#1. AUGH
#2. Hi guys, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped out of prison…
#3. Random ass cartoon noises.

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The most common formats for this meme include:

#1. “BREAKING NEWS! QUANDALE DINGLE SPOTTED LEAVING MCDONALDS AFTER BANANA INCIDENT! WHAT WILL DRAKE SAY??” With a picture on one side, and a large red and white caption on the other.
#2. A slideshow of cursed/unnatural photos with weird noises one after another.
#3. An audio playing with a single video, and an ‘AUGH’ or a sped up ‘Quandale Dingle’ every 6.9 seconds.

by RealWambit May 2, 2022

dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

dingle-berry

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.

Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!

by J_B. December 27, 2007

dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.

J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass

by daniroo March 24, 2009