Diamond platypus

A divebombing platypus

"Shit, that incredible feat of nature, the Diamond platypus, just broke my spine!"

by Nerd Super Fan July 15, 2009

College Graduate Dichotomy

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

by collegegrad January 8, 2011

Diamonds from Sierra Leonne

Also known as "blood diamonds". Diamonds that come from the country of Sierra Leon on the West African coast. These diamonds are notorious because during Sierra Leon's civil war they were used to fund war and the military groups who made money from diamonds were known to commit atrocities.

Many government and human rights groups have criticized the sales of diamonds from Sierra Leon

by Nelson B August 8, 2005

Arizona Diamond Dick

Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.

Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."

Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."

Cody: "What's that?"

Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."

Cody: "That's disgusting!!"

Aaron: "I know."

by Doughboii_Swagg January 16, 2010

diamond grip

a male masterbaiting with two hands that form a hole in the shape of a diamond or triangle

I tried that new diamond grip on my piece, feels just like pussy.

My palms are wore out from beating it so much, i had to switch to the diamond grip

by FromDaRidge February 12, 2015

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

diamond is unbreakable

The 4th part of Jojo's bizarre Adventure, where a guy with funny hair and a guy with a baseball face go to find a david bowie murderer that has a hand fetish

Person 1: yo i just watched Diamond Is Unbreakable
Person 2: nice

by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020