Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

by DangerRus September 5, 2016

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019

dense pancake

A funny, smart, sexy woman with a killer ass that knows how to get down and dirty.

Yo did you see that chick?
Yea man, she’s a dense pancake

by Angrybison264 November 23, 2021

Dense Breast

A breast that is dense

That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.

by tittytot69 December 10, 2016

dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

densed

To be turned into condensed milk.

that guy is get'n densed

by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018

Dense Fence

1)something to shout at the top of a roller coaster
2)Ricky's Counter-strike name

Dense Fence!

by Pfef May 16, 2004