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academic decathlon

a scholastic competition which involves all of the following:
1) the abuse of any number of anti-sleep substances
2) epic plastic swordfight
3) a 500 ton binder that won't ever be used for anything besides dropping it on the floor to annoy the superintendent on the first floor
4) a super-action-packed event called the super quiz, during which the honors students sit and laugh at the varsity students, followed by an intense jousting match
5) giving an interview and speech to a panel of three old, stoic and unfailingly unsatisfied judges
6) a vast amount of unattractive people

or, 7) a term used to describe anyone with large bags under their eyes, a vast amount of bruising or dry erase marker all over their hands
1) freshman year I used coffee to study lewis and clark, but i've found that anatomy and physiology requires crystal meth
2) did you see those freaks upstairs in plastic armor? the acadorks ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.
3) why does she have trouble walking into school on mondays and thursdays?
4) did you see that stupid kid who just got 0/5?! please, i got at least one.
5) my speech judge tried to hold up her "30 seconds remaining sign" but she was arthritic and so i continued on for five more minutes and got a 80.
6) hey, he's not bad looking... for an acadork.
7) that bitch in my ap lang and comp class? she makes no sense, she's so academic decathlon in the morning.
by misspandora July 23, 2008
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the perils of rock n roll decadence

getting f*cked over by drugs, sex, alcohol, STDs, any form of excess

like the 60's 70's n 80's and crap
Hendrix got fucked over by the perils of rock n roll decadence
by Chizzo Izzo June 1, 2006
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Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.
That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.
by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004
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Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
by Jake January 25, 2005
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Cattle Decapitation

this is an amazing death-grind band. the only way i can describe their music is like cannibal corpse, carcass, napalm death, and slayer all on steroids. and the vocalist, travis ryan, has seriously, the BEST exhales ever!!!!
oh man, i just listened to cattle decapitation!

dude, thats awesome!!!

i know, they're great!
by GeStAtIoN oF sMeGmA June 16, 2010
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Dickhead of the Decade

This prestigious honor goes to a person who win's 7 consecutive Asshole of the year award's or 7 in the same decade very rare but very honorable when this happens the winner recieve's the honor of being Dickhead of the Decade and a 15" black dildo..... no one know's why.
"I could have sworn I had Asshole of the Year locked guess I can't mess with the Dickhead of the decade"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006
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decashation

A word for the situation when you are having a lack of cash in your pocket - aka broke , the root came from the word dehydration
guy1: yo lets go to the comicon
guy2: :/ cant, im suffering from decashation

guy1: NOooooo FUk im decashated!
guy2: lol
by ur personal stalker August 25, 2010
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