Danish Dryer

When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.

The only way to clean up this leak is to run the Danish Dryer.

by Ordam November 17, 2016

danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

Danish Lipstick

Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob

Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen

Alec: why wtf happened

Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack

by Frxnch January 14, 2021

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Filthy danish

When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Last night I gave your mum a filthy Danish

by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

Danish Fade

A Danish Fade ("Dansker Fade" in Danish) is where you have a side cut, and then it fades out. If you want to see an example, go look up "Fashion Terkel" hes the best example you can get

Dane 1: Hey mate, thats a beutifull danish fade you got there

Dane 2: Thank you.

by DinOldemor7 November 9, 2021