Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
by megabucks January 12, 2014
Get the douche danishmug. The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.
'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'
or
'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'
or
'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'
by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015
Get the danish mysterymug. A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.
A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.
by Stormagedan October 26, 2013
Get the Danish Invasionmug. When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.
by Ordam November 17, 2016
Get the Danish Dryermug. A Danish Fade ("Dansker Fade" in Danish) is where you have a side cut, and then it fades out. If you want to see an example, go look up "Fashion Terkel" hes the best example you can get
by DinOldemor7 November 9, 2021
Get the Danish Fademug. 
When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.
by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012
Get the Filthy danishmug.