hoe danish

a really sweet hoe who eats a lot of calories

Friend: What up wit dat hoe?
You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Friend: OhHh SnAp! I gotta sauce.
You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by planters June 19, 2004

danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Danish Lipstick

Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob

Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen

Alec: why wtf happened

Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack

by Frxnch January 14, 2021

Danish Khan

Danish Khan

Danish Khan

by Mohammed danish Khan November 23, 2021

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022