Friend: What up wit dat hoe?
You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Friend: OhHh SnAp! I gotta sauce.
You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY
You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Friend: OhHh SnAp! I gotta sauce.
You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY
by planters June 19, 2004
Get the hoe danishmug. A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.
A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.
by Stormagedan October 26, 2013
Get the Danish Invasionmug. by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022
Get the Cheese Danishmug. Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
by megabucks January 12, 2014
Get the douche danishmug. 
When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.
by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012
Get the Filthy danishmug. The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex
by Manorbooo January 19, 2021
Get the The Danish Nastymug.