danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Danish Iqbal

lives for his loved ones. He doesn't care what happens to him but strives to protect his family. He is also he great and Mighty leader. He is the Leader of the First generation of Xocos.

Wow, you remind me of Danish Iqbal.

by Memey ar September 7, 2021

hoe danish

a really sweet hoe who eats a lot of calories

Friend: What up wit dat hoe?
You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Friend: OhHh SnAp! I gotta sauce.
You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by planters June 19, 2004

Danish Dryer

When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.

The only way to clean up this leak is to run the Danish Dryer.

by Ordam November 17, 2016