I wish I was like Damon Salvatore.
by #vamp January 12, 2021
He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!
by white . June 20, 2019
A sexy motherfucker who is taller than you think he is. He spends a lot of money on dumb shit. He has brown hair and blue green eyes. Everyone loves him and his personality. He is in love with a girl but wont make a move (bitch). Over all he is one sexy beast.
by MilfFucker6969 May 13, 2021
When u have an obsession with Damon Salvatore when u used to like Stefan and then u met the love off your life
by Marnie123456 February 10, 2021
by roast April 06, 2005
an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
by Dictify March 08, 2008