Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
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Get the Depressed Couch Farts mug.A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.
by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004
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Get the Depressed Octopus mug.A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)
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Bob Ross: Hey did you see that depressed 10 year old's tik tok?
Kylie Jenner: Yeah they said they pronouns were now they/them because there abusive mom beat them until they changed their gender.
Bob Ross: Such attention seekers.
Kylie Jenner: Yeah they said they pronouns were now they/them because there abusive mom beat them until they changed their gender.
Bob Ross: Such attention seekers.
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