Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Conlection

A fancy word that I made up and it means congressman involved in an election

yo dude this congressman is conlection
What the fuck is conlection?

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Collecting Dirties

That “indiscreet” album on your phone that includes all the nasty photos you’ve received and should t have saved (but did). A personalized “spank bank” if you will.

Aww maaan.. you know I been collecting dirties left and right out here, man. Just the way we roll, baby!

by Birddddawggg February 6, 2026

Collecting a Star

Collecting a Star is a 2x speedy collab made by the infamous YouTuber What (@cantaloupe_a). This speedy collab has existed for over 2 years and has over 29 Seasons. Over 20+ people have collaborated in this insane collab. The most popular Collecting a Star part has almost 79K views. The part is called “ collecting a star 2^2250 times part 13: 500 exports xd”.

dawg collecting a star is such a entertaining speedy collab go check it out

by WhatDictionary December 15, 2024