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Crocodile Sex 

A term used for fingering someone. The phrase comes from the shape of an crocodile's penis which resembles an arm with fingers attached to it. In it's aroused state, the "fingers" gently curve upwards as if it were gesturing, beckoning a potential mate.
"Hey man, I heard you had sex last night with Shannon"
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.
Crocodile Sex by Dutch McAvoy December 13, 2018
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Crocodile Bitchroom 

A sexual maneuver. Two girls biting the nipples of each other. squirting the breast milk into their mouths.
My girl Alyssa did a Crocodile Bitchroom with my friend's gal, Katie. It felt good.
Crocodile Bitchroom by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

crocodile dancing 

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

crocodile dancing 

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)
Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)

Crocodile Fact 

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
Crocodile Fact by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

Crocodile Crikey 

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"
"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"
Crocodile Crikey by GrimXD_ March 7, 2021

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”