A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
by mowgli27 August 6, 2008
Get the croc-offsmug. by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013
Get the croc cockmug. A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.
I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.
A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.
A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.
by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008
Get the croc flapmug. 
When a male has unprotected sex while his genitalia is chafed, has eczema, or some other condition in which his skin is rough and leathery.
by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021
Get the raw crocmug. by FrendAmon May 30, 2017
Get the croc shockmug. A word used to define crocs that look like Lightning McQueen, a popular pixar character.
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow
by radioturtle December 29, 2017
Get the croc-chowmug.