feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 5, 2022

The Big Cris

hes the best fn player out there better then clix

the big cris is so good

by The Big Cris February 12, 2021

Cris

Cris is the most awesome of awesome names.
The title holder is the cutest person in the world.
Happiness, Lively, Fun
Cris is CUTIE

Very rare and Consider yourself if you ever meet Cris :)

OMG you are friends with CRIS. LUCKY!

Wish I could meet Cris ASAP!

by Cris’s Fav person November 21, 2021

i've cried

Me every single day.

"Wow, I've cried at least 10 times today!'

by llittlefroggyy January 24, 2021

cri

1. Color Rendering Index

2. When you cry but

- All he had to do is increase the CRI, and it made it look a lot more vivid.

- "This situation makes me want to cri," She muttered as she stared down at the asphalt - tears rolling down her cheeks and her face reddening to a shade of salmon pink.

by i disagree. April 26, 2022

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020