Richard Cranium

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Crane Girl

Girls from a particular school in Oregon, usually they are as loose as a 2 dollar whore, stink like the ocean, and their breath smells of penis. They are most known for their actions of being total cunts.

That girls breath smells of penis, it is probably a Crane Girl

Guy 1: Do you smell that ?
Guy 2: It’s just a Crane Girl with her legs open .

Man : why you gotta be such like a Crane Girl
Girl :just because I ride dick every night doesn’t mean I’m a Crane Girl

by GrampaChip May 18, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.

"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"

by The Great King DeDeDe December 5, 2018

craniorectal inversion

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.

"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."

by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007

Crangaso

The most Crangerous person you will ever meet.

Crangaso is the most mentally unstable, schizo, sadistic, bastard you will ever meet. Crazy + Dangerous.

by Crangaso Briscoe February 28, 2008

cranxious

The state of being so anxious that you become easily annoyed and cranky.

I was studying for law school finals, and I got so cranxious I totally blew up at my roommate for leaving the cheese out again.

by lovelyspam February 4, 2010