If you know a person named craig, let's be honest... They smell like hippo feces. Craigs are severely overweight and insecure about themselves. He doesn't meet the height requirements for a lot of the rides at Disneyland, but he exceeds the weight limit by a good margin. He believes he can pull any girl, but cries in a corner when no girl wants to kiss him at a party. A key attribute Craig's have is FOMO, or fear of missing out. When he is not invited somewhere, beware... He WILL find your location and show up uninvited. During some scenarios, he'll break into your house. You won't see him wearing anything other than the same generic hoodie he wears everyday, which you can see his bulging stomach come out of. Most of the time, someone will flame the fuck out of craig and he will take it and accept the facts. However, if you make him really... REALLY mad, he will think of a shitty roast and try to use it against you. Unfortunately, Craig is too much of an L that even when he does thing of a half decent roast, you just laugh it off cause after all, it's craig trying to roast you, the biggest loner you know. His hobbies include flexing that he got invited somewhere so that his peers do not think he's a lonely fat fuck and taking floor shits. Next time you see a craig, say something nice or at least buy him a chapstick for his scaly lips or a toothbrush for his hot musty breath. He could use an act of kindness and a break from getting bodied everyday. He’s a Jewish boy
Jeez dude you've gained like 300lbs, you can't let go of yourself like that, you're starting to look like craig
My girlfriend dumped me, I got kicked out of my house, and my fish died... I feel lonelier than craig
ew did a homeless man just shit on you? You almost smell as bad as craig
My girlfriend dumped me, I got kicked out of my house, and my fish died... I feel lonelier than craig
ew did a homeless man just shit on you? You almost smell as bad as craig
by GEEKONYABIT May 21, 2019
by Jedibounty December 19, 2016
So called straight guys, (MSN) men who have sex with men; on the prowl looking for male to male action on the downlow.
by lightrider September 07, 2007
I was craiging last night and this guy was trying to sell, not give away, but actually sell his used underwear and socks.
by bambugg10 July 25, 2009
by Scruff Dog November 10, 2015
(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.
Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.
Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.
Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"
"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"
"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
by Celph Titled February 07, 2012
by Ayyy girl 2003 January 26, 2020