covering fire

Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.

"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."

by zack1964 March 27, 2019

Cartering

When you pretend to be nice to somebody just because you feel bad for them and you will half-heartedly agree to plans with them just to cancel then last second because you really don’t like them.

Wow, this is the second time you’ve canceled plans with me, you are cartering me!

by gurl u smexy April 28, 2019

corondering

Corondering is the solitary act of an isolated or socially distancing person who while trapped in an isolated environment wonders how long this will last and does the Disney vacation booked a year ago still happen?

Hey sally: all my bills came in the mail today, but works closed so I’m just sitting here corondering if my family will be homeless in two weeks

by Mrssssskryssss March 18, 2020

cortesing it

Burning ships = fuck going home ; no bed, no sleep

Friend: Hey man, where you staying tonight?
You: I’m cortesing it

Friend: Until your flight in the morning?
You: Fuck yes

by Everyman September 23, 2020

Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

Coreeying

To Coreey, is to go throughout life making plans that never come to light. To create an idea that will stay an idea with no intentions of becoming reality

Peter just spent an hour coreeying me about a new restaurant

by Sheff2raw March 11, 2021

Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021