constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

consumage

how you consume foodage

lets have some foodage for consumage

by wordandmorewords September 5, 2017

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018

confinated

when you’re so caffeinated you become extremely confident and outgoing

i was so confinated at the cafe i walked right up to the cute barista and asked him out

by ketsy November 29, 2018

constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!

by usrite April 18, 2019

constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020