Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.

When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

Conference Roomed

Conference Roomed
When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.

Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.

by Zoë RH January 11, 2009

conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.

Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...

by TheGentlemanBroker January 29, 2017

ambush conference call

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.

"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."

by Monty13 February 17, 2010

Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.

Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.

by The Moroccan Sultan May 17, 2019

Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."

by J.Bot November 15, 2007

Confederacy of Liars

Any organized group of people who generally make a practice of lying.

" They didn't want the truth to come out, they are a confederacy of liars."

by MIL April 12, 2006