sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.

Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2

by Laser face February 12, 2021

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Congettioflucktion

A way of saying congratulations to someone who has recently lost their virginity.

Congettioflucktion! Did you get any tounge?

by p0ke17 May 19, 2019

Confetty Wap

During a blow job, throw confetti in the air while screaming "1738" then proceed to cum in the eye of the person giving the blow job, leaving them temporarily blind in one eye. After all is said and done yell "yeah baby"

Did you just confetty wap me? Fuck yeah I did, Swaaaa

by PineapplePancakes September 14, 2015