by thebigshabang August 25, 2012
The Common Shan may reside in jungles, forests, on the streets, in cardboard boxes and in large apartment style buildings. Is often defensive of its territory and will claw, bite, scratch, choke, impregnate and in rare cases hit its prey with foam weapons to defend itself. Its clothing often lacks color and during mating season it will dawn grey clothing to attract a mate. The male Common Shan is often large and has long hair, typically in a pony tail. While the female is small and aggressive. Young Common Shans often have the appearance of a young Korean boy and make loud complaining noises.
1) Man! I just saw a Common Shan, you can tell by the lack of color in its clothing.
2) Did you see the Common Shan being dominated by its mate.
3) I saw a Common Shan in the grocery store the other day, it was purchasing Korean tooth paste.
2) Did you see the Common Shan being dominated by its mate.
3) I saw a Common Shan in the grocery store the other day, it was purchasing Korean tooth paste.
by Marla Stephen April 05, 2011
by TYuk March 19, 2010
-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"
by Papa Gutina October 12, 2008
The seemingly endless application most colleges use. Signs that's it's due: procrastination, senioritis, and winter. May cause: frustration, writer's block, and heavy unhealthy amounts of stress.
by Anoosha A October 05, 2010
by Mista Dobalina February 26, 2008
A nicer version of the dorms. This is where students go expecting more freedom from the dorms, only to be disappointed by a security force, second only to the KGB in fairness and Homer Simpson in intelligence. More rules here than at Grandma's house, except Grandma treated you more like an adult when you were 5 than the staff treats you now. More Ghetto people per square mile here than anywhere in Sactown.
Jefferson Commons Apartments are the worst ever.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.
by Dick Nizzle March 08, 2005