Cleepington

Adj. The urge to get super baked and fall asleep right after.

My man is straight cleepington

by Sorrenn January 20, 2017

Clefpek

The piece of hair that inevitably sticks out in photos.

definition found on Happy Meal Box in Early 1990's

Ugg, did you see these photos? I have major clefpek over my ears.

by FrogsAndSticksAndShit July 13, 2010

cleeeetie

The Scottish for clit.

That girl has a wee cleeeetie, it's tiny!

by JP@wales December 24, 2013

cleeky

usually when a group of wanna be "better" people get together for stupid things and close the circle and usually meet to cock block others at events, very typical in the city of Calgary

Cleeky Tammy and Raylenne are going to Earls to get served some fake food by fake waitresses.

by putout June 28, 2016

CLEP Exam

Basically the AP Exam, but without the class. A way to get college credit without actually taking the class, just got to pass the exam. Great way to save thousands of dollars and time. Made by the same corporation that brought you the SAT, the CollegeBoard

Man I didn't want to drop thousands of dollars on classes and waste a whole semester, so I took one CLEP Exam after another, and now I can do whatever.

by I Love Jesus & Have A Nice Day June 3, 2019

cleer

some weird crackhead in the back of my alley way . always has newports in her hand . smells like shit ( per usual ) . always asking me for a dollar n shit .

Cleer : Aye can i get a dollaaa ??

Me : bitch no damn

by instagramhoe June 19, 2019

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place

by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019