chutney ferret

A Little Prick That Gets Under Your Skin.

Your Boss

by stu. February 6, 2004

Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.

Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good

by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013

Green mango chutney

Green mango chutney, a food item used to treat a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure which were thought to be completely safe, this is a myth!

Quick hes having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, give him some Green mango chutney!

by Rogueybear January 7, 2021

hush your chutneys

shut up

You're so loud, hush your chutneys

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

chutney bunker stoker

homosexual..

mmmmmmm...he stoked my chutney bunker

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

chutney ferret

squirrel type monkey with terets

chris wade

by james watts March 4, 2003

Mango Chutney Ferret

A gentleman of an Asian persuasion, who wears comfortable flip flops.

That Asian gentleman is eating banana yoghurt with his pinky out. What a Mango Chutney Ferret.

by Vizzo January 7, 2022