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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position
Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.
by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024
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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree
put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree
by christmas geek November 11, 2020
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