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baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.
That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5
by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017
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chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.
Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible
by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020
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Chrissy P

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
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Chrissy

A loving friendly person who cares about everyone and is the type of person to help an old lady cross the road. A Chrissy is a very kind person but if u hurt her she will make you pay. LOL
Chrissy is kind and careing
by Larsy_5892 July 11, 2022
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Chrissy

A Chrissy is an amazing friend who is kind and caring but will stand up to you and for you she is an animal lover and a great person
by Larsy_5892 July 18, 2022
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Chrissy

Chrissy or Christie is prob short asf and lowkey a shnackkkk 😉 if u EVER walk by a chrissy in yo life dam boy u lucky as hell 😤 she’s prob taken by an R name ( ricardo etc ) she prob drinks bubble tea and will not hesitate to eat ur newborn puppy. After she takes 8 years to finish eating ur puppy she prob gonna throw up blood and walk out and leave u to rot and die alone in the basement of hell. She is most likely secretly a man underneath those baggy jeans of his/hers but no one really knows yet. 😳🙊 she is also a god at the science fair and will flex on u for it.💯
Boy1 damn who’s that shordy over there
Boy2 man idk i think her name is shawty
Boy3 nah bro das chrissy.. does she have a dollar in her purse doe?
by papi rea January 28, 2020
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Chrissy Wake Up

Eddie Says: Chrissy Wake Up, I don't like this, Chrissy Wake Up, Hey Hello, Time to wake up (2x), Can you hear me Chrissy, wake up, I don't like this Chrissy Wake Up.
by Dontknowname2 August 9, 2022
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