Chris

Chris is someone you can rely on when going through hard times. He stops you from procrastinating and has a pure intellectual world he likes to share with anyone. You will be very lucky to have a Chris in your life, plus if you are having difficulties with tying up your yeezys, he shall be there to double-knot them for you. Do not lose this Chris, because he has a very special way of letting you know that everything will be fine.

Hello my name is Chris

Hey Chris, how are you?

by YangFox November 11, 2019

Chris

Chris's are quite average people, they are the fattest NPCs. They don't talk much, don't do much and spend most of their time just standing there.

That kid is such a NPC, he's such a Chris

by unknown man11111 November 7, 2022

Chris

Chris is short for Christopher. Chris has curly brown hard and beautiful blue eyes. They are usually known to be very intelligent with big brains but are also known to have the biggest hearts. Chris's love the sciences especially anything about rocks, minerals and volcanos. Ask them any questions about their rock collection and you will see they're eyes light up with such joy! Being around a Chris will make you laugh because they have the best sense of humor. Not only are they great listeners, but they always know how to cheer you up when you're feeling down. Chris make great friends and especially great partners. Anyone would be lucky to know a Chris!

Person1: Wow you're such a Chris !
Person 2: what can I say, I love the minerals !

by User199922 January 20, 2022

Chris

A very smart, loving, understanding yet adventorous person, who also seeks the best in people and never lets the judgement or actions of others get them out of character. Also describes a person who's very conscious and aware of BS when it is sensed.

Chris was one of the best to be born.

by Christopher Louis Ashley "CLA" December 20, 2016

Chris

Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.

“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”

by ThatBobbyBitch February 13, 2021

Chris

Chris' are Gamer fuckbois. Usually can be found moping around after being banned from their obsessions with bbc.

Tom: where's chris its gamer weekend?
Brad: probably got banned for saying some gay nibba shit.

by Timahh July 7, 2019

Chris

A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.

Wow. He is so much fun to hang out with! He must be a Chris!

by Lizzy aka myranda February 23, 2009