Chooch

A sucker. One who falls easy for a con.

The last guy who bought shit from me was a total chooch, I'll be calling that sucker again soon!

by Sintastic1 May 19, 2011

Chooch

slow-witted, cabbage-smelling grease-ball

Pablo's a chooch for pimpin' on my ho.

by Jana Fierst February 5, 2004

Chooch

A vape and/or an e-cigarette that contains nicotine.

Freshman #1 to Freshman #2: yo bro do you think i can hit your chooch?
Freshman #2: yea just be careful because it contains 10% nicotine
Freshman #1: Yo that chooch got me buzzed the fuck out.

by Smelly bryan anaya April 5, 2019

Chooch

Slang for "cool"

Yo did you see Maverick slang those dudes in Top Gun? Shit was chooch.

by TheKap'n April 10, 2015

Chooch

A womans vagina, slang from word chocha. A less vulgar way of saying.

She took a nice shot in the chooch last night.

by gAZI March 23, 2003

Chooch

A star shaped testical found primarily in prehistoric times.

I wish I may, I wish I might, first chooch I see tonight.

by Deutsch January 7, 2003

Chooch-milk

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.

After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.

by Testeclees July 16, 2010