chipotle challenge

The most grueling challenge of all. A person must eat 3 full burritos in 45 minutes and then run a mile on a track in under 8 minutes, all while holding it down for two hours after the original start time.

Bob: DUDE! You up for some Chipotle?
Fred: Sure!
Bob: Do the chipotle challenge! You eat 3 burritos and then run a mile in under 8 minutes!
Fred: WTF?! Thats crazy!
Bob: Pussy

by burrito-masta May 31, 2009

Spicy chipotle

When a man sticks his penis in another man or womans anus who has diarrhea and then cums on her face. The mixture of diarrhea and semen makes it look like chipotle sauce.

I gave my girlfriend a spicy chipotle after the mexican buffet.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Chivette

A Chivette is a female who recognizes the awesomeness that is the Chive.

She... frequents thechive.com.

occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy

knows and loves DAR.

takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.

is the perfect woman.

That chivette is dead sexy, The Chive needs to find her!

by MeMilan37 June 2, 2011

Chivette

A female who is a regular reader of theChive.com, is familiar with the DAR, DMA and the other awesomeness that is theChive.com. Known for being laid back, able to keep calm, have a good time and enjoy the more awesome things in life mixed with randomness and the occasional motivational poster. Is comfortable with her sexuality and usually willing to share photographs of herself for hump day, the DAR, DMA, or just for the simple sake of sharing stress-relieving and sexy imagery with the other Chivers.
Generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the Chiver community, will welcome other Chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.

Always responds to a call of "Chive on!"

I thought that girl was amazing when I first met her, right up until I found out she was a Chivette. Now I know she's perfect.

by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011

Chipotle period

Chipotle period. After you eat chipotle for a month and bleed out of your ass for 7 days.

I can't come out today man... I got my chipotle period...

by Reklaw January 13, 2013

ChipotBae

a side piece that you only mess around with because he/she brings you Chipotle.

I'm hungry and horny, so i hit up my ChipotBae for a BJ and a burrito.

by the man of V February 24, 2015

chivonne

brushing someone with your side boob.

i was blessed with a Chivonne when that chick reached for the napkins. AWESOEM

by twu February 6, 2010