Chimney Sweep

When you bend your girl over in doggie style, ram a mop head up her butt and twist.

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Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.

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Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

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When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

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When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

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When a girl smokes and then starts giving you head. Making your cock feel likes it’s on fire

Sarah takes a Chop and starts giving Derek Head. Derek is experiencing Chimney Throat

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When a woman on her period farts and it gets stuck going up her butt crack in between her pad and butt crack

May I be excused I just had a chimney cherry bomb.

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