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A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.
by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017
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Chestermere

A horrible monster place full of fuckboys and vape gods, home of the worst grade 7-12 school in the country. All the teachers are cunts, especially the gross saggy math teachers. The lake is full of eels and leeches and the people range from 12 year old hyebeasts to 40 year old white moms that complain on facebook if you cross the street wrong
"Damn that guy looks cool with his huf socks, where do you think hes from?"
"Judging by the size of that vape cloud, i'd say Chestermere"
by veronikaj May 29, 2017
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chester new hampshire

A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.
"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".
by tom necant October 28, 2009
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Chesterpillar

The name of various genital parts on the male human body.
Kelly: So did you do it?
Joe: What ?
Kelly: Stick your Chesterpillar in her Spacedome?
by DansTheGreat September 1, 2010
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Chesterfieldian

A citizen of the city of Chesterfield, Missouri. The cuisine of Chesterfield, Missouri. Usage popularized by the news web site, the Chesterfield Patch and writer Christopher Reilly.
She was 100% Chesterfieldian, born and raised there.

Let's dine in town. I feel like eating Chesterfieldian food.
by Chappy2010 November 10, 2010
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Chester Esoteric

A Gothic erotic act in which only a few people know its true nature. If observed by an outsider, it would simply look like "tea baging", though, there are some notable differences. Firstly, the 'Chester" is wearing a brown leather mask and cape, while violently screaming profanities in order to arouse the person being "Chester'd", all the while repeatedly crouching and touching their "Chesticles" onto the persons chest.
Person a:"What is Chester Esoteric?"
Brown Munk: "If only you knew..."
by TheMountainGoat5000 August 25, 2011
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chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games
Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time
by fratlife November 7, 2012
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