Penis Cheesecake

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

houdini cheesecake

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.

by Baker November 1, 2003

Cheesecake Factory

Where Penny from The Big Bang Theory works, and where Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory used to work.

Person 1: Wanna go to the cheesecake factory?
Person 2: Isn't that where Penny works.
Person 1: Yes

by RandomGuy9929 November 8, 2012

cherry cheesecake

While getting head, you pull out and shoot your load on her face, making the cheesecake. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose to make the cherries.

She was being a real bitch, so I gave here a cherry cheesecake.

by KashMoneySTL August 7, 2006

Japanese cheesecake

The act of performing a cream pie with a set of busty Japanese twin sisters, or first cousins in a pinch

Pho gave the Shang sisters the old Japanese cheesecake last night.

by Simplysinister October 17, 2017

faggot cheesecake

Flat jetski

“My uncle troy bought a new faggot cheesecake.”

by ChungleGrog June 26, 2023

tijuana cheesecake

No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.

"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."

"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."

by BubbaGannoosh December 1, 2016