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Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.
Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.
by Butchy December 24, 2014
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bakersfield grilled cheese

When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.
I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!
by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022
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Grilled Cheese Fucker

Someone who sticks their dick in grilled cheese.
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
by GrilledCheeseMan April 4, 2023
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a meme from back in whenever the hell..

features Obama’s face on a grilled cheese sandwich.
Mm.. No, I don’t understand this.. grilled cheese obama sandwich.. my hear can’t take this damage..
by TronityCat September 10, 2025
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grilled cheese floppage

Requires technique, an undercooked Sonic grilled cheese, and an innately brave soul. When previously mentioned undercooked Sonic grilled cheese is lightly pinched at bottom two corners in ready to eat position and sandwich slowly flops away from mouth. Innate brave soul opens mouth wide and forces floppage toward mouth while simultaneously taking a bite. Grilled Cheese Floppage.
Yo Erik! Show me some of that Grilled Cheese Floppage!!!
by CherryPie $$$ December 21, 2016
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