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Disney Channel Singer Syndrome

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.
Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."
by Arboretum July 16, 2016
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All News Channel

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You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night
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charnel house

1. a building where human remains are kept
2. any site of death, destruction or particularly unsettling awfulness. Sometimes used with "of" to specify the type of awfulness.
With the soil too rocky for decent graves, a charnel house was built to contain the dead.

I've seen some brilliant productions at Crash Dive Theater, but their new artistic director has made the place a charnel house of sticky-sweet scripts, nauseating set designs, and acting performances so devoid of life that the entire audience goes home traumatized.
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Chanel College

Worlds most f**ked up school
wow he probably goes to Chanel College he is dumb enough
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Dingo Channel

"The Dingo Channel" is a channel mentioned on iCarly that is a parody of the Disney Channel. Dingo's sleazy writers steal things from iCarly's web show in the same way as Disney supposedly steals things from Nick or the actual TV show itself. It is first brought up in the episode "iTake on Dingo"

iCarly Message Boards often refer to Disney as "The Dingo Channel" in common speech.
"Did you see that show on the Dingo Channel?"

"Yeah, I watched like the first 5 minutes, and then turned it off. It was THAT bad."
by another.hannah.montana March 27, 2010
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Chanele

A girl who has the personalitly AND the sexiness every girl is jealous of.
Dude 1 : Man, who should I ask to go to prom with me?

Dude 2 : Obviously Chanele, or someone close to her, if you are lucky.
by daqcaptain January 1, 2011
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