Holy Emo Trinity Church

Fans of the Emo Trinity and Emo Quartet, or My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Twenty One Pilots, will often call themselves members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church. They worship Brendon Urie and Gerard Way as the gods Beesus and Geesus. The religion’s holy texts are Wattpad fan fictions, especially the Milk Fic. Cheez Whiz baptisms are often preformed. This all started due to Gerard Way famously singing in the song *G-NOTE WARNING* Welcome to the Black Parade that he would be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, much like Geesus.

Mia: Members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church are weird...
Leon: HOW DARE YOU! GEESUS BURN THIS WOMAN ALIVEEEEE.
Mia: *sprints*

by Smol Bean Protector June 14, 2018

westboro baptist church

a church that hates gays and especially america. those unpatriotic fucks should be shot.

"The Westboro Baptist Church fucks are protesting at this soldier's funeral!"

"What should we do?"

"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"

"That's a great idea!"

by mikestrong19 July 20, 2009

god church

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song

drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)

by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017

the church lot

A gravel parking lot for a church just off of Taylor Street in Kennett Square, PA. This lot is an infamous hang out where mostly kids from Kennett High School, and a few 20-something thugs still living in K-Town, "chill" after school and smoke cigarettes bought from the local BP. Many have been known to carry out drug deals, toke before school, or have had sex in this church's parking lot. The lot is this way because the only kids who park there are ones who didn't finish thier senior projects, aren't planning on graduating, or underclassmen who think it's bad ass to be there. When a fight is brewing at school, you know something will go down in the church lot after school. The lot is it's own little society and will continue to be this peculiar microcosm so long as the Kennett Police doesn't break up the loitering.

did you hear what happened in the chruch lot yesterday?

meet me in the church lot

after the church lot i'm hittin' up the BP for some more cigs

by in silence May 16, 2007

church change

When you have loose change in your pocket/wallet/purse which you want to get rid of.

I gave my Church Change to that pizza delivery guy cause I hate carrying it around

by MONEYPOWERWOMEN September 13, 2006

churchered

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

Churchislator

When a state legislator uses his or her religious/church beliefs to directly impact their support of specific bills that can or do become state law.

Chris Buttars is a classic "Churchislator"
D. Chris Buttars (born April 1, 1942) is a Republican member of the Utah State Senate representing senate district 10 (which spans the cities of South Jordan, West Jordan, and Herriman). He has served as a state senator since 2001.

Buttars has been outspoken on issues dealing with homosexuality, and co-sponsored Utah Constitutional Amendment 3 with Utah Boys Ranch colleague LaVar Christensen, which defined marriage in Utah as consisting "only of the legal union between a man and a woman." Buttars criticized the domestic partnership executive order signed by Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson. Buttars also introduced legislation that would ban gay clubs and gay-straight alliances in public schools.

by Arule February 28, 2010