Cats

Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.

by iwillneverbeafraidagain February 19, 2012

Cats

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

I like cats

by Mr3ddy April 13, 2019

Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 24, 2020

Cat

U must be pretty stupid if you don’t know what a cat is

You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?

by you are reading my name May 7, 2020

Cat

A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.

Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.

by M4ddie July 24, 2014

Cats

1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death

Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

END

by _Better_Than_You_ August 2, 2016

Cats

Cats are medium sized, fluffy felines. Cats love to play and cuddle, but don't be fooled by their cuteness; they have razor sharp claws that can slash out your eyes. But they're still very cute.

Cats are cute and fluffy, but vicious.

by Cat Lover322 October 19, 2011