cantone

A male, often Hispanic, with the utterly annoying innate ability to convince members of the fairer gender to perform shameless sexual acts upon them, often with little or no effort on the part of the cantone. Often these preternatural abilities manifest at a very young age. The earlier the cantone’s abilities appear, the more powerful a contone he will grow up to be.

My boy was putting the moves on Anthony's little girl the other day and he's not even three yet! That's RIGHT! My boys going to be a master cantone before he's in pre-school!

by Jason Sanford January 10, 2006

canton, massachusetts

canton,massachusetts is the sickest town south of boston.. so many fine hoes and pimps, you cant look once. pretty much the shit of the country. partys everywhere - highway, agro, lobster, funhouse. and it beats the shit outa rivals stoughton in hockey

The town of canton, massachusetts is rivals with stoughton.

by canton mass July 26, 2006

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 20, 2007

Anorexic Canetoad

An Australian sexual practise. You sneak up on your sleeping girlfriend and holding the top and bottom of your ntusack with both hands, stretch your balls over her face, from her forehead down to her mouth. This way she wakes up to see an Anorexic Canetoad draped over her face

Shelia: "Jezus, what that fuck is that?!"

Bloke: "You've got an Anorexic Canetoad on your face, love"

by thepinksockadvocate May 21, 2009

canton

Canton is approximately 20 miles south of Akron and 60 miles south of Cleveland. Canton is the home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and Marilyn Manson. A stick in the mud city, with a laughable downdown district, eclipsed by even Akron. Not to be mistaken with North Canton, which is a tropical paradise.

I got lost in Canton once, wow was that one big ghetto.

by Skuzzi October 1, 2003

Canton

Verb - To depart - To find a better place to be. Inspired by the late night visits of drunks to dirty and disease ridden fast food chinese restaurants.

Willow said she had a better place to be last week at the party, she turned on her wee heels and did a Canton

by Big Issue July 2, 2004

Canton

Definitely the most kick ass town in South Dakota.

Yeah, South Dakota, where we still ride around in frickin buggies.
I kid. But really this is quite the happenin' town. Chaaa.
No, really. I love living in South Dakota.
Meow.

If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be Canton, South Dakota where the buffalo roam and ma calls me home.

by Bugboo December 11, 2010