calligraphobe

a parranoied fear of non electronic writing methods, most common within IT industry

person 1 "dude... you got a pen?"
person 2 "nah."
person 1 "serious ? ...what do you write with."
person 2 "i don't"

by Chicken.Nugget February 28, 2005

callise

A very cute,smart,funny and crazy person which has friends that make her laugh.

Callise is the craziest

by Lodge girl June 7, 2017

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Callipygian

*with British accent* A nicely shaped buttocks that jiggles when you touch it.

ayy yo girl nice Callipygian

by BeanosBean December 6, 2019

callisto

the dude everyone keeps getting mugs for

Get a Usadori mug for your friend Callisto

by laaaaaaaamp April 19, 2021

On-calliday

The special, and personal, time of year that you take time off from your work duties to spend with families, however your company is stretched too thin and requires you to have your mobile phone, blackberry and laptop at your hip to address urgent issues.

Have a safe on-calliday and a happy new year, don’t forget to login while you enjoy your eggnog.

by chapstic December 19, 2009

bruh is calling

for when you are getting a call from bruh

*Brrring brrrring*
"Oh I wonder who's calling"
*Call From, Bruh*
oh, bruh is calling

by bruh is calling March 30, 2020