Hot Carl Weathers

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.

A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.

by Ballsballson June 8, 2016

Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021

nuclear carl

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.

I hit that party with a nuclear carl.

by spkinigiff July 24, 2007

Cat Shit Carl

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.

Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Carla

A beautiful, intelligent girl with middle length blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She is the perfect person: with a sense of humour, is smart and utterly gorgeous. She can be clumsy but nobody notices because she is so perfect. She has a heart of gold and will never judge anyone. She is such a good friend. There is no bad in a Carla.

Jess: is that a goddess?
Me: No, thats my best friend, CARLA
Bestfriendbootyfiregoddesshot

by Catangela December 15, 2017

Carl Marks

The dude that invented communism or something.

"communism is when no iPhone" - carl marks

by restinpiece August 29, 2020

Carla

So passionate and emotional it clouds her judgement. Can be ferocious at times or loving and fiercely loyal. Cares about others and can make even the darkest situation seem bright. A beautiful individual inside and out.

Carla

by mattador December 8, 2010