certifag

One who is a certified, without a doubt, faggot.

You're a certifag you know

by Wokeman100 June 24, 2017

Cartist

When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth

Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.

by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020

Certified Niggaboy

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.

person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid

by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021

C4TI

When your pals have plans but haven’t invited you

Cheers for the invite

Friend: “I can’t wait to go out this weekend”

You: “C4TI”

by Kvltgill November 13, 2021

cartineese

W language invested by the greatest artist of all time playboi carti

1: Yo bro there is aliens here how should i talk to them
2: just ise cartineese

by Carti fan omg>>>r3d March 11, 2022

certified chomu

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to

Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"

by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022

Certified Bossier Boy

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!

"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.

by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022