When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011
Get the Brown torpedomug. A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources
It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.
by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012
Get the torpedo dudemug. Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
by ProbablySam October 30, 2021
Get the Car Torpedomug. by Andrew BX August 26, 2006
Get the cleveland torpedomug. by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016
Get the Tijuana Torpedomug. by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005
Get the Sausage Torpedomug. An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005
Get the neato torpedomug.