Flying burrito

The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito

Bro, Gertrude came over last night and I gave her the ‘flying burrito’

by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 03, 2018

couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

by giselle January 21, 2011

bad burrito

The act of inadvertently crapping on a partner's face while attempting the tricky maneuver of crapping on the partner's chest in order to perform a Cleveland Steamer.

Jane was really looking forward to finally getting the Cleveland Steamer she's been dreaming about from Jim, but wound up with a bad burrito instead.

by DirkSmurgenson November 03, 2010

burrito slap

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.

Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.

by Schmidtdog August 30, 2007

burrito sleeve

What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.

Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!

Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.

by Missing Waldo September 27, 2017

Burrito belly

The feeling of satiety, a full stomach, and usually great pleasure following the ingestion of a large, heavy burrito. Associated symptoms may include abdominal discomfort, flatulence, and food coma as a result of overindulgence.

I had lunch at Chipotle and now I have major burrito belly, argh.

by JRC313 October 17, 2010

fetish burrito

When a girl has so many different sexual fetish qualities and desires that will appeal to many.

Dude, she's a bi-sexual red-head that's into spanking and leather. She's a fetish burrito.

by robdilla December 14, 2011