The usual annoying kid in school. Acts like your friend some of the time, and the other he's just a total loser. He's smart, but just doesn't show it, and he says he's not gay, but we all have our doubts. He also looks like the green teletubby and and hangs out with random people. Brian has NO Dick and is proud to say it from a rooftop. . If anyone sees him in class, you'll know that he get a hella lot of class woodies. Even though Brian is who he is, we will always remember Brian's gay ass.
Ex 1
Me: Are you my friend?
Her: Ehhh....
Me: Why so doubtful?
Her: Well.... Uh...
Me: Tell me! Tell me now!!!
Her: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKIN BRIAN, BITCH!
Ex 2
Me: Do you know any annoying people that are sometimes gay?
Him: Mmmm... Let me think....
Ooh, we all know him.
Me: Who is it?
Him: Brian Molony!
Me: Are you my friend?
Her: Ehhh....
Me: Why so doubtful?
Her: Well.... Uh...
Me: Tell me! Tell me now!!!
Her: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKIN BRIAN, BITCH!
Ex 2
Me: Do you know any annoying people that are sometimes gay?
Him: Mmmm... Let me think....
Ooh, we all know him.
Me: Who is it?
Him: Brian Molony!
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
...
To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.
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Person 2: Then you'll need to find yourself a Brian
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*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*
David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*
*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*
*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
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